I’ve had the most amazing 72 hours of my life.
none of this seems real.
quick recap:
- I’m beardless. I haven’t seen my chin sans-beard in years.
- I’ve gotten lost and stumbled onto a military base by accident
- got hobos giving me advice/cigars laced with weed
- become dorm dad-soon with the official t-shirt
- currently dating a Puerto Rican girl
- discovered I apparently speak esperanto in my sleep with a thick Jamaican accent
- found out I’m the luckiest bastard alive for sleeping in and some how missing two classes that retroactively got cancelled
none of this seems real.
Seriously, FUCK monsoon season.
So hey, I’m not dead,I’m just going to lectures and shit.
HOORAY FOR COLLEGE
Instead of sleeping, I’m watching Akira.
So,um…
I’m leaving.
That’s it-I’m done.
I’m finally gone.
I’m enroute to the airport, and from there Arizona, with most of my belongings split between two suitcases and a duffel bag with my bonsai tree inside next to copies of The Brothers Karamazov, the Bhagavad Gita, and a few comic books that I picked up in Indiana.
Parents are worried that I’m anxious or nervous or something.
Audra wants to annex my room.
D’you know what I want?
Some barbecue ribs, a root beer,and a gods damned nap.
Fuck being anxious-I just wanna eat some food so I can catch some of that itis and sleep through the jet lag.
I think I might have to sell my Epiphone SG before I move-I can’t trust my parents to take proper care of the thing, and the acoustic guitar’s comin’ with me to college, and I only can carry just one on the plane….
on the plus side, I am gonna get a new midi controller, I’m getting tired of the launchpad and it’s not exactly easy to produce with it.
Currently
- packing more shit into a suitcase
- looking crazy with my hobo beard
- watching a doc by Louis Theroux and the BBC about crime in Philadelphia
- browsing stuff on /r/gamedev
- figuring out how to put away my bonsai tree into my suitcase
BREAKING NEWS
contrary to popular belief,I am in fact, a horrible person. I just made a girl cry on account of me being a dick by wanting to have a bit of fun on her expense. granted, it was unintentional-the being the dick bit-but still.
I’m absolutely sure I am a horrible person now.
look,if you’re reading this-and knowing you, you just might at some point in time-know that I’m sorry.
~that’s all.~
I have been up for the better part of two days and I WANT WAFFLES.
~that is all.~